Kane Day

Kane Day, known as Banana Day to nations who do not recognise the prophet Kane, is an international day of celebration established by an act of international law by the United Nations of Barvos.

Kane Day is an internationally-recognised holiday where war is suspended and nations are given the opportunity to rise above petty squabbles and resolve their differences using time-honoured traditions of board games, bowling, or whatever other form of friendly competition happens to take the attendees' fancy - though as they are rumoured to be Kane's favourite passtimes, bowling and laserquest have often been favourites. Overeating, alcohol, bad television and worse films are also considered sacred Kane Day traditions, and some Kane Days have been celebrated with the presence of Avengers or Custodis.

The ratified international law mysteriously included the following text:
 * Gifts from the Gerschwin-Maxwell Corporation, who are totally not a secret society of any sort, may be bestowed upon the victors in order to hasten the arrival of the New World Order.